seeing people be like ‘I know it’s going to be hard to support the sag strike because movies and shows will stop coming out but-’ is so fucking funny like can I introduce you to a beautiful concept called the million billion movies and shows that already exist that you couldn’t even get through in a lifetime if you wanted. welcome to heaven <3
blowing people’s minds by telling them that they won’t get a season of something new and tepid to inhale, binge, and forget every single week. watching them crumble in a cruel case of consumption withdrawal, toddlerbrained, jinglekeypilled
This is gonna sound nuts but trust me on this one. Robots kissing each other scratches a similar itch as t4t. Robot4robot is so so so real to me
Something something Have you ever been desired because of the way your body is put together instead of despite it … knowing your personhood isn’t conditional in their eyes because you’re the same. And you love them and they’re like you so you have to love yourself a little more too. Etc
Also when they fuck it goes clink clank and *dial up modem noise*
Just like trans people
Just like trans people
(via relia-robot)
The circle is complete:
1898: Morgan Robertson’s novella “The Wreck of the Titan” is published.
1912: RMS Titanic hits an iceberg and sinks, in an event that almost beat-for-beat follows the plot of Robertson’s novella.
2023: Oceangate’s experimental submersible The Titan undergoes explosive decompression while retracing the descent of the Titanic.
NOW STOP NAMING THINGS THAT
Note to self: name my next boat Zeus
(via violet-returned)
It’s an old observation but the secret sauce that makes JJBA work is that a guy can show up with a stand that has the power to sever their opponents’ legs at 100 yards and the protagonists will just cobble together new legs out of bicycle parts and athletic tape and kick the guy’s ass immediately, whereas the guy whose stand power is causing toilets to flush clockwise is an existential threat to all human life and defeating him might take up years’ worth of the manga
(via cupsofjade)
fellas i’m starting to worry there might not even be a spigot from which god meters out grace
(via katie-the-angel-witch)